Quick tip for anyone who is trying out online dating sites

Don't start your conversation with a compliment. Or a simple "hi", "sup", "what are you doing". Or asking the other for pics/their snapchat/etc.

You'd think people would be better at making people interested in talking to them than that

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iHaveNoIdeaWhatImDoing · 22-25, M

I usually open with American Psycho quotes.

NorthernRoses · 26-30, F

@iHaveNoIdeaWhatImDoing Yes, a “I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?” would probably do it BOOM congrats you're a chick magnet

iHaveNoIdeaWhatImDoing · 22-25, M

@NorthernRoses Well wait a minute now. I like to start with talking about Huey Lewis and the News. Dissection is like a second or third date thing.

Itsmrsockmonkey · M

@NorthernRoses gosh you're funny asf!!!