I have no love life, how about you?

I have two. One with Jack, and one with Julius...my two cats. ;-)

nope. Seems single guys in my area are turned off by very petite woman that also happen to be single moms. But thats ok. I still have my magic wand. :)(if you know what that is)

That lube commercial on television ain't helping me forget about it either...[media=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z44uogm7pM]

None at the moment. Still healing from the previous.

I'm happily married. :)

never had one.. most likely never will.

I have SW. Does that count?

none whatsoever....

I literally just showered after two days...share your life with me

I love life *0*

I don't get into relationships people can be a close friend
and if something happens along the way so be it but relationships and me don't work and the people who do become close to me i explain this to not to hurt them but to have them understand there are reasons why i do not do them because i don't want to hurt the people around me or risk a friendship. Relationships are foolish and they do so much damage i'd rather have close friends then risk losing them over some stupid fight about why i put cheese on the hamburger or why so and so talked to me more then they did last night.

Yep. It happens.at the risk of being crude, learn to make yourself happy.b eats being sad all the time.or being with some a$$hole just to have someone

Do you want one?
Have you had one?

Nonexistent.

Yes I'm happily fulfilled in that department.

Btw, I have about 200 crazy pervs I can send your way

You're barely old enough to have a love life.