How long did she take to inflate?

That's nice

I fell asleep with my husband days ago.

A good nap?

As a eunuch did you find sloppy seconds enjoyable?

good times, brings back old feelings

is she hot

Your old guitar fretboard? I've heard a lot of strange hobbies here, but that's a new one.

That’s ok… she could use the practice.

I fell asleep on the settee

Me too

A keeper