I really wish relationships were more like professional tennis

no matter how bad you lose, you get to start with love each...🤗
and somewhere in the match you get to serve with 'new balls'

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Thevy29 · 41-45, M

Knowing my luck, I'd be that Ball Boy guy who gets smacked in the nuts by a wide serve. And end up the rest of the match sitting on a pack of frozen peas.

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

@Thevy29 yes that does happen to some of you ball boys. And I thought nobody was worse off then me🤗 at least you can eat tonight..with the memory of her cross court winner with skirt in the air and her white panties displaying all her integrity to win a crucial point against you

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

you ball boys and always trying to steal some lime-light

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

@Thevy29 I just can't help feel sorry for a poor kid like you living out some older persons dreams while they watched you from court side , take it in the nuts, as they realize this may be your last appearance on the 'main stage'

sstronaut

And the ladies always shriek

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

@sstronaut Can't wait for the Australian Open ladies matches starting in a few days. Got hooked up with a sports channel out in the country specifically because of it

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