Put away your pick up lines. Some of us would rather be pinned down than picked up.

There should be an app for that.

Wondering about the approach, in that case. No talk? And would the pony tail be mandatory? Also, would back door entry be chivalry in this situation?

ive got one for you haha.
a mate of mine said this . about 30 years ago now

is your name treasure.....
because you look like youve just been dug up

Haha i heard the slap

Yeah so the next thing we hear is “you have the right to remain silent”

thats a one way trip to the clink oO

I let my genitals do the talking.

Things have changed since I last dated 😝