What is something your significant other does that drives you crazy?

He never puts anything back where he got it. Over the years I’ve just accumulated my own things and he’s not allowed to use them. lol

He likes noise. He IS noise.

He isn’t careful with things. Anything he touches regularly gets ruined quickly.

Anytime he cooks something I have to go wipe down all the handles in the kitchen. I’ve never actually caught him in action, but I suspect he just dunks his hands in whatever he’s making and proceeds to open every door and drawer in there.

She worries too much.

She’ll make up a consequence of something she’s made up to worry about and then worry about the consequence.

But you made it up and it never happened…🤔

when i ride with her, she will stop in the middle of the parking lot and check her phone. i be like..... if you are gonna do that, just let me drive, or find a parking space. lately, i just volunteer to drive right outta the gate. the shit drives me nuts.

Mis-says the weirdest things she's thinking, at the oddest possible moments, and leaves all of our friends asking me what she meant by it.....

Good gravy...

I got tales to astound.
Though I'm not allowed to tell those tales in mixed company

Perpetually late

Lots of things.

Puts water bottles, books, clothes, and other various things in our bed. It's just...bizarre. She removes it all, but I don't understand why she does it in the first place.

Takes 30 mins. to tell a 5 minute story.

Never throws anything away.

Buys things, does nothing with them, then piles them somewhere.

She insists on feeding the stray cats that have settled close by. Not only are more showing up, but the racoons have gotten unhealthily fat eating it.

Wastes food because fuck starving children around the world, right? She’s gotten better about it, but still…

Put ice cubes in metal cups and jiggle the ice incessantly

You want that list alphabetized or by level of crazy it makes me ?? ;-)

she listen to reggaeton , its so horrible 🙉

They keep insisting that I'm a human...

Well im single so nothing lol..

Nail picking. I hate it.

Noisy eating 😑

Snoring

Exists 😏

Wow. Well. Do I have a list....

He does this really annoying thing whereby he holds up a drink coaster with a frog on it when he doesn't like what I'm saying and makes me laugh and nearly choke on my coffee