My exes were so ugly, I had to get drunk, blindfold myself, sedate myself and turn off the lights before having sex with them.

My ex husband looked like shit. I was blind when I married him.

Why were you with them then?

I had an ex who was so hot I'd actually physically turn him to face people, the guy after however I would physically turn him away. That ain't a joke either.

You forgot to tie yourself to the bed so you couldn't run away! He musta had some redeeming features!

Damn! I think I’d rather hide in the bathroom to masturbate than deal with sexual encounters like that.

This is what happens If you choose Looks over qualities lol

At least we aren't dramatic about it

That sucks.
Mine were all beautiful

wow that sounds like exactly what i need to do with mrs smiler 😆 but joking apart there must of been something there to be attracted too them, beauty is only skin deep😆 and looks are not everything to a relationship you know [laralemonsqueeze]

That sucks

...and double-bag their head just in case one broke/tore?

Sounds like you hooked up out of desperation and lack of options

Were your exes by any chance, blobfish ? 🧐

Ok, THAT'S bad! lol

Kinky