What's the dumbest thing a significant other has said to you ?

The ex told me never to believe ANYTHING I heard or read on the internet. (I used to look things up).(This is NOT the dumb thing he said).

I said, "Well, how do you know if something is true or false? How do you know the details or the facts?"

He replied, "I know all the facts. If it doesn't come out of my own mind, it isn't true."(<<<<<< THIS.)

it was my brother who said that... but when i dyed the ends of my hair red he told me i didnt think this through cause when my hair grows i will have a band of red in the midddle of my hair...

My wife came home and called me out to check her car. She said she smelled "gas". I looked at her car and the entire windshield was covered in motor oil. She had been using her windshield wipers that were just smearing the mess around. I don't know how she could see through it.
The problem was the oil pressure gauge sending unit developed a small leak and was spraying motor oil out onto the windshield.

She didn't think anything about the constant mist of oil and the smeared windshield, but thought she smelled gasoline.

He asked how much an item was in the one pound store 🤔🙄🤣

My ex would tell me he slept too hard and it made him tired…he was damned lazy.

“Even though it wasn’t in the budget to buy, I saved money because it was on sale”

The password must have changed itself 🙄

If you don’t like it get someone else

One said I wasn't sensitive.

Fuck that shit!

"YOU JUMP FIRST!"

Mine told me I had no foxy looks . I told him to go look in the mirror. He was filter less.

I could write a book with àll the stupidity

Too many to list!🙄

"If things didn't work out with you, I'd never forgive myself for not giving (my boyfriend) another chance" But the real dumb part is that I had let her treat me this way for [i]months![/i]