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The New Phone Book Is Here

The new phone book's here. The new phone book's here. This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need. My name in print. That really makes somebody. Things are going to start happening to me now.

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hunkalove · 70-79, M
The first time my name was in a phone book I tore the page out and kept it forever.
HumanEarth · F
You still have it
hunkalove · 70-79, M
@HumanEarth nope. Like everything, it went away.
i remember when that was a thing. i still remember the smell of the new phonebook. i dont even think they print them here anymore, i havent seen a new one in ages.
HumanEarth · F
We still get the yellow/white pages combined if you still have a landmine telephone
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
Since so many people, like me, choose not to be in a phonebook it's almost useless. When mine arrives, we go straight in the recycling bin.
Infamous607 · 51-55, M
You're on your way!
HootyTheNightOwl · 41-45
Okay, Mrs. Smith... 🤭🤭🤭
HumanEarth · F
That's Mrs. Hidiya VonHussy, if you don't mind 🤣🤣🤣🤣
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
Yeah, prank calls, and more phone solicitors.
Allelse · 36-40, M
Good way to get a confession out of someone.
calicuz · 56-60, M
Can you tell us what cave this "phone book" community lives in? 🤔
swirlie · 31-35
Did you know that asphalt roofing shingles are made from recycled phone books?
swirlie · 31-35
@HumanEarth
..and what do you think the non-organic shingles are made out of?
HumanEarth · F
Fiberglass
swirlie · 31-35
@HumanEarth
You win the prize! 🥳 🎊

Where you live, do your landfill sites accept roofing shingles?
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HumanEarth · F
Well yeah, don't you get one

 
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