Just as eating cow meat doesn’t turn you into a cow, studying philosophy doesn’t make you wiser.

Indeed. It may make you more knowledgeable though, which is a different thing.

I'm going to study cow philosophy

We'll agree to disagree. Even a person who doesn't believe in reason will invariably turn to reason in order to explain why he doesn't believe in it.

hey look everyone, she thinks you eat books

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