Art thou saying that Bacon wrote all of Shakespeare's plays?

@MarkPaul This makes sense. When he wrote " out out damn spot", he was trying to shift a piece of Gloucester Old Spot back bacon, stuck in his throat.

@MarkPaul Is THAT how they came to find a manuscript in a packet of bacon?

@Bewilderbeeste Well, that's only half of the story. Shakespeare searched for days for that manuscript unable to find it. Distraught he threw out a perfectly good packet of bacon not realizing what he had done. And, that's why bacon is so revered today.