What is the last thing you stole?
I stole pistachios from the supermarket.. They never search the undies mwahahaha
31-35, M
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Jordan4523 · 36-40, M
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
@Jordan4523 sorry bout it nicholas cage.. Whats next, the declaration of independence?
Jordan4523 · 36-40, M
@BlackHeart Nope just for the thrill kept them for a day switched plates then left them on side streets NEXT!!!
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
@SW-User oh fuck i thought u said lego... Whew i almost had a panic attack
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@SW-User don't steal people's lego, not cool
KaiserSolze · 46-50, F
I tried to con steal food yesterday but I got caught by the smart shop assistant so I paid for it. No big deal. Nothing ventured nothing gained.
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
@KaiserSolze i also employ these techniques
KaiserSolze · 46-50, F
@BlackHeart in my case it was an accident. The guy placed two items where he was placing scanned items so when he went to scan them I said "haven't you scanned these" He said "no" I said but they're over where you're putting scanned stuff" He said "you put them there" I said "oh OK. Didn't really check my receipt. Probably should lol. Whatever. He's a kid. It's not his fault. I'll just go get my money back if he's over charged me. It's like forced saving lol
NeloAngelo · 26-30, M
i stole a card from a poker deck so i would have it in the next game.... this was after a 6 game losing streak :(
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
@NeloAngelo i hope it was worth the karma 😁
NeloAngelo · 26-30, M
Inquisator · M
Blueprints and design calculations for a 400 Mega Watt boiler
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
@Inquisator dafuq u doin with that walter white?
Inquisator · M
@BlackHeart you never know when you need a bit of steam :-)
SW-User
A pack of baseball cards from a store when I was a stupid kid.
SW-User
Sleeping pills
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Toilet paper
BlackHeart · 31-35, M
@SW-User gotta have shittickets 😁