Who studies computer science in college and doesn’t bring their own computer?

Answer: my college roommate my sophomore year!

We were both computer science majors. He would always be trying to borrow my computer for assignments. He slept all day and stayed up all night so he frequently missed classes. I caught him trying to copy one of my papers on my own computer one time. He had changed the font to Creepy (who does this?!?) in his paper but the writing was otherwise the same. I deleted it and told him he better never try that again.

Some people are just not intelligent. 😅