I’m watching a movie and I have questions.

I get it’s “just a movie” but, c'mon.

You get stranded because someone intentionally put barbed wire across the road… tied to a tree… flattened your tires…
And your next move is to sit on the hood and smoke weed and flirt then give him a blowjob?

Am I the only one who would immediately assume something is VERY wrong here.

who raised you? 😐

and why am I still watching?