You can either live your life scared of everything hiding in the shadows around you.

Or you can eat a corn dog with guttural grunts and a shocking amount of famished aggressiveness whilst giving some hard eye contact to the ghost that likes to watch you from your opened closet.

That reminds me…I need some ketchup.

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Thatsright · 61-69, M

I’m a mustard guy for corn dogs.

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@Thatsright I can’t eat mustard on anything. It’s a taste my tastebuds just can’t handle.

NudasPriest

Saucy

Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M

You only live once. I mean you saw the banana I ate the other day. That took some courage, not to mention confidence in my own masculinity.

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@Harmonium1923 Oh, absolutely. Not every man could’ve pulled that snack off.

Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart newfound respect for women.

BillyMack · 46-50, M

Easy there Tiger

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@BillyMack

SirLirkALot · 46-50, M

those are the choices?

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@SirLirkALot Mmhmm. Choose wisely.

SirLirkALot · 46-50, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart I choose a taco 😑

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@SirLirkALot

ZombiesAteMyArm · 41-45, M

Ketchup on a corndog?

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@ZombiesAteMyArm I wish there was an eye roll reaction just for you 🙄

taneegoan · 31-35, F

i always careless about such things as it did start so early in my life and made it different from others so never care about scared

Kiesel · 56-60, M

Degbeme · 70-79, M

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