I've finally figured it out!

Once upon a time, Gerry was exploring the far reaches of his attic, and stumbled across a dusty old lamp fashioned of brass. He gave it a polish with a cloth he suspiciously had upon his person, and was surprised when a haggard looking green Genie appeared. "Do I get three wishes?" asked Gerry. "No!" snapped the rather annoyed looking Genie, "You only get one wish, and you'll have to work for it". "OK" said Gerry, feeling somewhat dejected, "I'd like a longer penis". "Much longer, I assume" said the Genie. "Yes, please" said Gerry, excitedly. "So, average length then?" asked the Genie. "Wow" Gerry said, "that would be amazing". "Fair enough" muttered the Genie. "For every person you buy VIP for on Similar Worlds, your penis will grow by a single micron". "A micron?!" exclaimed Gerry, "that's almost nothing". "Indeed" the Genie chuckled, "but that is my final decision". The Genie dispersed into the surrounding air, and the attic was dark once again.

So, come on everybody. Let's support Gerry. Only 100,000 VIP payments left to go.