Hey, you! How's your day going today?

Started the day with a mascara flake lodged in my eye, sneezed uncontrollably for no reason, and then spilled my coffee all over the floor at work. I tried to be responsible and put a wet floor sign in front of it so no one would fall until I could clean it up. Naturally, I turned around, slid straight through it, and landed flat on my ass.

At this point, I’m just waiting to see what else the the world has planned for me.


probably a piano falling from the sky.