Preemptive strike backfires?? Twice?

It took a while, but I finally realized why my ex was sending me texts right before leaving work each day, stating that her tough day had resulted in a "bad headache"

Preemptive strike to avoid sex!

So, I devised a foolproof plan.

I started inserting crushed Ibuprofen or aspirin into the sandwiches she packed for lunch each night...problem solved!

Then I found out she started screwing a coworker a couple of weeks later.

She was having headaches all along!
But now, feeling better at the end of the day, she became vulnerable to his advances....and the rest is history

The best laid plans..... damn


Please, no sad emojis, this is only a stupid, fictitious attempt at ironic humor