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Morning went full circus

Woke up, fought appliances, lost.

Productivity? Overrated.

I did things? Mm. Maybe.

I’ll be horizontal if anyone needs me (no one does).
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What if they need your vertical? Like you were hanging from legs tied, you found yourself on some strange beach that only those from SW would talk with you, and you were questioning should I talk to the man who hung me upside down, or those I can never find who want me horizontal? I think I would choose I was lucky I never found either of those, but I'd miss the beach and wondering what the encounters would mean?

You can still miss just who someone who takes you both horizontally and vertically, on your bed, or against the wall. I think I know my choices. Your cute, someone has to want you both ways. I hope you know I just alliterated in a way you are both lucky and SW. You'll find someone sorry you miss having someone.
@awildsheepschase wanted both ways is definitely preferable.
FrozenWasteland · 61-69, M
Appliance fighting is no way to start the day. It might be even worse than computer wrestling (my curse at the moment). Appliances have more sharp edges -- though maybe not quite as much attitude.

Hope your day improves.
@FrozenWasteland mine have major attitudes, I'm just lucky that way I guess. Or unlucky? Not really sure which.
Livingwell · 61-69, M
Awww 🤗🤗🤗
Teslin · M
Tough morning, take that horizontal break and be thankful no one needs you right now.

(But, you know me and my inappropriate mind) 😉
I slept in till nearly 10. Playing catch up now
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Still no coffee maker?
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Bexsy It`s something I guess. Can you grab a real coffee on the way to work?
@Degbeme oh, yes. I'm going to. Maybe two
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Bexsy Yes, two is an excellent plan.
TheYawnArchive · 46-50, M
Unplug the appliances before fighting them!!
@TheYawnArchive good advice, also when throwing them. So they don't pop back on ya and win the fight.

Don't ask
TheYawnArchive · 46-50, M
@Bexsy I will need an explanation sometime ... but no rush ;)
Neoerectus · M


Horizontal levity..



(credit: 52Magic.com)
@Neoerectus i need to be horizontally levitated

ALSO, want to stand in those heels

Can't say walk,I'll break my ankles
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
Can't have a circus without clowns 😬😬

@TrunkZ of course 😌
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
@Bexsy You've definitely got some big shoes to fill 😏😏

@TrunkZ I'll stuff it with a sock

 
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