Have a knot. Hopefully doesn't bruise. Smack in middle my forehead.

Rushing to put my makeup on. Dropped my blush brush, bent to pick it up. Must've forgotten my sink is RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!

Nice job me. Really, I mean that.

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Mamapolo2016 · F

Those things in your home are self-transporting and when they see a chance, they relocate to the most dangerous place for you. Another version of trees jumping in front of cars.