Have a knot. Hopefully doesn't bruise. Smack in middle my forehead.

Rushing to put my makeup on. Dropped my blush brush, bent to pick it up. Must've forgotten my sink is RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!

Nice job me. Really, I mean that.

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bowman81 · M

My head would look like a bag of doorknobs if all the knots I gave myself standing up under open cupboard doors were permanent.

Welcome to the human race.