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I hate them, but can I be in charge of branding?
Contenders for town name:
Y'all Qaeda
The Dork Reich
I'm spitballing here.
Contenders for town name:
Y'all Qaeda
The Dork Reich
I'm spitballing here.
SatanBurger · 36-40, F
@basilfawlty89 I asked chatgpt and apparently went off lol. I got:
Bigotville, USA
Segregation Junction
Vanilla Heights
Whitesboro 2: Electric Boogaloo
Nopeville (Unless You’re Pale)
Supremacy Springs
Mayo Creek
Blanchtown (Population: Fragile)
Karen County
Whitebread Hollow
🪧 Town Slogan Ideas:
“Proud Since Yesterday”
“Where the Past Never Died, It Just Got a Zip Code”
“No Culture, Just Complaints™”
“Whitening America One HOA at a Time”
“If You’re Not White, You’re Not Right (Yikes!)”
🎪 Annual Events:
The All-Lives Matter Chili Cook-Off
Founders Day: Celebrating Our 6-Month History
The “War on Christmas” Reenactment
Confederate Cosplay Weekend (with mandatory historical inaccuracy)
The Annual “Why Can’t We Say It?” Debate
🏛 Fake Institutions:
The Tucker Carlson Memorial Library (All Books Banned)
Karen High School (Mascot: The Complaint Form)
Ronald Reagan Mall — Every store is a Cracker Barrel
Whites Only Wellness — specializing in detoxes for diversity exposure
Bigotville, USA
Segregation Junction
Vanilla Heights
Whitesboro 2: Electric Boogaloo
Nopeville (Unless You’re Pale)
Supremacy Springs
Mayo Creek
Blanchtown (Population: Fragile)
Karen County
Whitebread Hollow
🪧 Town Slogan Ideas:
“Proud Since Yesterday”
“Where the Past Never Died, It Just Got a Zip Code”
“No Culture, Just Complaints™”
“Whitening America One HOA at a Time”
“If You’re Not White, You’re Not Right (Yikes!)”
🎪 Annual Events:
The All-Lives Matter Chili Cook-Off
Founders Day: Celebrating Our 6-Month History
The “War on Christmas” Reenactment
Confederate Cosplay Weekend (with mandatory historical inaccuracy)
The Annual “Why Can’t We Say It?” Debate
🏛 Fake Institutions:
The Tucker Carlson Memorial Library (All Books Banned)
Karen High School (Mascot: The Complaint Form)
Ronald Reagan Mall — Every store is a Cracker Barrel
Whites Only Wellness — specializing in detoxes for diversity exposure
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
SatanBurger · 36-40, F
@basilfawlty89 That's hilarious lmao
BamPow · 51-55, M
@SatanBurger If those town names were in a poll, I’d vote for Vanilla Heights. That one cracks me up.
MoveAlong · 70-79, M
@basilfawlty89 New Honkey Haven
BamPow · 51-55, M
@basilfawlty89 Knots Blanding
SatanBurger · 36-40, F
@BamPow vanilla heights cracks me up