I always keep my eyes closed if I get up in the night to use the bathroom because how else am I meant to stop the sleepiness from escaping?

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How's that working for you?

Yeah .....thats why you pinball all around the house and then get to work and go " huh, wonder where those bruises came from "

ArtieKat · M

I try to avoid turning the light on for the same reason

Degbeme · 70-79, M

This would explain all the bruises and sore toes. 🙄

Bexsy

@Degbeme 👀

Stop making sense

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Bexsy Sorry dear.

dirge

I have an unending supply.

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

So this explains all the news paper on the floor 🤨

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