Next year I will be 60 years old.

Damn it.At that rate it will be 5 more years until I am officially considered a senior citizen. It's bad enough on my hospital paperwork they have me classed as an elderly male soon it will be oh so official. Seeing that on my paperwork made me want to shoot laser beams from my eyes.

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NerdySoph · 26-30, F

60 year old with laser beam eyes is a one way ticket to wealth. Or a secured room somewhere no one knows about. :D Pretty cool either way.

deepblacknothingness · 56-60, M

@NerdySoph Somedays I wish I really did have laser beam eyes. Cooking would be faster.