Does anyone else have a friend like this??

That one friend in their circle who just says the most random thing?
For example:

One of my friends is getting her first tattoo, a very small hummingbird on her lower ankle.
And then I was like I don’t really like tattoos so I’ll probably never get one, and then my other friend was like…

“Oh you should probably get at least a small tattoo somewhere, cannibals don’t like eating people with tattoos because they say the ink makes the meat taste weird so yea… if you don’t want to get ate, get a tattoo… “

And we all give her the wtf look…😒 😂