I Have Random Thoughts

I am too busy watering my own grass to check if yours is greener! Just sayin! I don't cuurrr. I like my grass. I think it's great 'cause it's mine and it's all I have! I'm not gonna throw it under the bus for not being artificially green and lush and verdant. I choose to embrace and make the bestest of it and rock it even if it's dead and withered and more yellow than green at times! This includes the shrubbery. I'm a ride or die kinda girl! And if you don't like it - Get off my lawn! 😆😋 That is all.

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UnsureForNow · 46-50, M

Metaphor or not, I'm not stepping on your lawn!

GlitzandGlamber · 26-30, F

Probably smart! 🤓 I do bite from time to time so even tho I tend to fancy you - You shall remain unsure for now as I cannot make any guarantees! But if you're a risk taker - and bring cookies - Come on over! 😜

UnsureForNow · 46-50, M

Re the biting: I've heard.

*Holds homemade chocolate chip cookies over head and carefully steps on the grass*

GlitzandGlamber · 26-30, F

@UnsureForNow: Homemadeee chocolate chip cookies?! 😻 Kiss me! I like your face! I am pleased with thy offering - You may enter! 😆😇😛

bhatjc · 46-50, M

@GlitzandGlamber: I would bring cookie shooters

GlitzandGlamber · 26-30, F

@bhatjc: What's a cookie shooter?! 💁🏻🤔

bhatjc · 46-50, M

check your mail

bhatjc · 46-50, M

a cookie in the shape of a shot glass

GlitzandGlamber · 26-30, F

Oh! I learn something new everyday! That sounds yummy! 😻 What do you put inside the cookie shot glass? Milk?! I think I'd want chocolate milk in mine. Or a coffee mocha! I've never had that - Yessir please bring those and you may enter my lawn partayy! 😸

bhatjc · 46-50, M

and it looks yummy as well. I would say chocolate milk,but the recipe calls for milk,with vanilla extract mixed in

bhatjc · 46-50, M

Coffe mocha would work as well to. I will bring the shots. You are the host of the party. I will help clean up as well