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You know, Link from "The Legend of Zelda" is actually the perfect portrayal of the modern concept of "beta males".

He has quested for decades to save/protect this one girl right? I'm pretty sure throughout this process he has died and been reincarnated too...I'm not too familiar with the canon/plot of this video game series.

I digress. Said all that to say that this dude has risked life and limb for years and still hasn't got any from this lady. [i]Ganondorf[/i] got more action from Zelda than Link has in his [i]dreams[/i] 😂.

Maybe use that ocarina to go back and devote all that time to med school instead.
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zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
Friend zoned lol