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American tourists in 16th century house in England.

“Is this the fruits of colonialism and slavery?”
“No madam, this house is from the 16th Century.”
“So is it?”
“No madam, this is a Tudor era house.”
“Why won’t you answer me? Is this luxury from selling slaves?”

The owner just stares at her, reevaluating if she might have special needs.

“Madam the house was built in an era before empire, when England was struggling not become a part of France or Spain. The house and this collection are all Tudor.”

“But did they sell slaves to pay for all of this??”

At that point an Irish member of our group said something quite poetic to the Americans that made them shut up so we could carry on with the tour.
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Alyosha · 36-40, M
PATRIARCHY!!!!!!1!
AthrillatheHunt · 56-60, M
@Alyosha wrapped in privilege
Picklebobble2 · 61-69, M
😁 I wonder if 'the poetic' needed translation
AdmiralPrune · 46-50, M
@Picklebobble2 It didn’t, it was a priceless. 😆

The Irish are ever creative when insulting people. Even if I’m the target it’s hard not to respect.
AthrillatheHunt · 56-60, M
I’m sure the special needs chick quickly found something else to get all emotional about.
Gibbon · 70-79, M
Just more smug arrogance. Self lifting admiration. And the poetic part left out because it might not stand up to scrutiny.
AthrillatheHunt · 56-60, M
@Gibbon she loves the sound of her own voice and the smell of her own farts.
Gibbon · 70-79, M
@AthrillatheHunt She who I'm talking about, the admiral.

 
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