I'm Short Tempered With Stupid Questions

What are you not wearing?

I'm not doing this right, am I?

... and a giveaway to what's on their mind...

What did you wear yesterday?

What are you wearing?

What about what you're NOT wearing?

i like a short temper woman. but i wont ask what ur wearing

Hmmm...how about what are 5 things you like and 5 things you hate about Turkey?

men will always ask stupid question for their own pleasure of course