Would you join my religion?

We could have bbqs everyweekend,

I could teach you illusions like the extended finger or the old "got your nose"!

Shadow puppets too! Like a rabbit or an eagle! I could once fold my fingers together to look like a gecko face. Could probably still do it!

We could all bring an instrument and start a band!😲

What if you got a coupon for like 20% off your next tithing?