Got chatting to a midget in the pub last night .. "You seem like a nice and trustworthy person, fancy coming back to mine?" I asked.
"Looking for a good time, are you?"
"No," I replied. "I've lost my key and you're the only person that can fit through the cat flap."
"No," I replied. "I've lost my key and you're the only person that can fit through the cat flap."
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