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Maybe you remember Art Fern was a recurring comedic character played by Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show. Well let's see how well i do copying his style
Hey, hey! It’s Art Fern here, your algorithm approved host of the Tea Time Movie Experience streaming now on AllTube PrimeFlix Max+! Today’s feature? "Siri, Delete My Search, History!" starring Ben Blue, Red Buttons, Jesse White, and… Karen Black! (beat) …Wait, are they still alive? Doesn’t matter....they’re deepfaked!
Now, before we start, let’s hear from our sponsor: McRibCoin.....the cryptocurrency you almost remember! Invest now and get a free NFT of a McRib sandwich wrapped in a fur coat! (holds up phone) Scan this QR code .....no, not that one, the blinking one....and use promo code SLAUSON69 for 0.0003% off your first transaction!
And how do you get to the virtual McRibCoin kiosk? Easy! Open the app… tap “Metaverse Locations”… then “Abandoned Malls”… then “Food Court”… then “Where Orange Julius Used to Be”… and… (dramatic pause) …cut off your Slauson! (audience cheers)
(Fern flips the tablet .....a giant emoji 🍴 appears on screen.)
Now drive until you reach the fork in the road — , literally! That’s our next ad: Fork, the dating app for people who only like one thing about you! (winks at Matinee Lady) She’s on there too...her bio says, “Likes long walks on the beach… and being objectified on live TV.” Swipe right ....if your credit score is above 720!
(Cut to 4-second clip: a TikTok of a raccoon opening a car door.)
We now return to Tea Time Movie… and Art Fern, caught once again trying to charge the Matinee Lady’s Apple Watch… using his face.
Hey, hey! It’s Art Fern here, your algorithm approved host of the Tea Time Movie Experience streaming now on AllTube PrimeFlix Max+! Today’s feature? "Siri, Delete My Search, History!" starring Ben Blue, Red Buttons, Jesse White, and… Karen Black! (beat) …Wait, are they still alive? Doesn’t matter....they’re deepfaked!
Now, before we start, let’s hear from our sponsor: McRibCoin.....the cryptocurrency you almost remember! Invest now and get a free NFT of a McRib sandwich wrapped in a fur coat! (holds up phone) Scan this QR code .....no, not that one, the blinking one....and use promo code SLAUSON69 for 0.0003% off your first transaction!
And how do you get to the virtual McRibCoin kiosk? Easy! Open the app… tap “Metaverse Locations”… then “Abandoned Malls”… then “Food Court”… then “Where Orange Julius Used to Be”… and… (dramatic pause) …cut off your Slauson! (audience cheers)
(Fern flips the tablet .....a giant emoji 🍴 appears on screen.)
Now drive until you reach the fork in the road — , literally! That’s our next ad: Fork, the dating app for people who only like one thing about you! (winks at Matinee Lady) She’s on there too...her bio says, “Likes long walks on the beach… and being objectified on live TV.” Swipe right ....if your credit score is above 720!
(Cut to 4-second clip: a TikTok of a raccoon opening a car door.)
We now return to Tea Time Movie… and Art Fern, caught once again trying to charge the Matinee Lady’s Apple Watch… using his face.
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