I remember a couple of years ago being stopped by the police at 2am in the morning.

The officer asked me where I was going at that time in the morning, I replied " I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effect it can have on the human body,as well as the danger of smoking weed and staying out late" The officer replied "oh yeah and whose giving a lecture at 2am in the morning"...I replied "My girlfriend "