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We should have a way of telling ppl their breath smells with out hurting their feelings like:

"Well I'm bored, lets go brush our teeth!"
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Likestoenjoylife · 51-55, M
Hey I heard breath mints are good for your digestive system want to have one with me ?
Midnightoker1 · 61-69, M
FrugalNoodle · 46-50, M
How much garlic bread have you had??!!
Likestoenjoylife · 51-55, M
@FrugalNoodle had a friend tell me years ago he went to a good Italian restaurant the night before and Iknew that from his breath when he said Morning!!
Midnightoker1 · 61-69, M
HumanEarth · F
I’d tell you your breath smells, but I don’t want to be responsible for a major evacuation
HumanEarth · F
How about this one instead. Listen, if your breath were a perfume, it’d be called ‘Eau de Gym Sock’! But hey, we can fix that with a little mint action
HumanEarth · F
Just think if Rodney Dangerfield was still alive. He might say this

Your breath? It’s got more layers than a bad relationship! But dont wory, you’re still my favorite lips Or maybe, I tell ya, your breath could wake the dead! But hey, at least it’s a conversation starter
Midnightoker1 · 61-69, M
stayfickle · 26-30, F
I have a spearmint candy - would you like some?
Midnightoker1 · 61-69, M
RosaMarie · 46-50, F
Take a piece of gum for yourself, then offer one to them.
Midnightoker1 · 61-69, M
@RosaMarie 👍
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