Great. Our kitchen tap just broke. No plumber to call because it's a weekend and no one works on weekends. Wtf should I do?

So sorry. Maybe you could buy some purified water until you can get help. If you have any male friends that could help you, I would sure ask them and also pay them. It would be worth it.

Since you installed a new faucet, you might have failed to wrap the connections in plumbers tape. It is a thin sticky tape that you are supposed to wrap round the various parts that have male and female threaded components. In the past, I have found that it stops leaks.

I'm going to assume you got this under control by now, right?

I'll root your rotor 24/7

shutoff valve under the sink?

Quite having relations on the kitchen counter...

Conserve water 💧

Hubby? 🤔

Oh, so sorry. 🙁

I will come around and fix it 😊