How to get out of the friend zone

Put on some Barry White, put some mayonnaise in your hair and tell that special someone that you think about them when you touch your weewee.

It's guaranteed to work 🤞

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itsok · 31-35, F

📣 do

not

get close to open flame with mayonnaise in your hair 📣

I repeat

mayonnaise ✅
open flame 🚫

TrunkZ · 56-60, M

@itsok noticeably absent was any warning about open flame and

weewee

😬😬

itsok · 31-35, F

@TrunkZ if you have a problem with your weewee being flammable I suggest seeing a doctor

TrunkZ · 56-60, M

@itsok now you tell me 😳😳🙄🙄

Teggy

Mayos the key 😏 if they don’t go for it they swing the other wayyyyyy

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

lovelywarpedlemon

Punxi · 26-30, F

Awwww...So cute you gave the lil fella a pet name.

Beautywithin · 36-40, F

Remember to wash your weewee first.

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

🤣🤣🤣

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