If more than 5 people have seen your butthole you're not getting into heaven

That's pretty much the rule.

Doctors and nurses don't count, unless they were trying to remove a hamster 🐹

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SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

What if they don't remember?

SW-User

@SkeetSkeet Oh I remember 👀

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@SkeetSkeet your entrance into heaven is safeguarded courtesy of those boomers you get spicy with having dementia

Jk lol