If more than 5 people have seen your butthole you're not getting into heaven

That's pretty much the rule.

Doctors and nurses don't count, unless they were trying to remove a hamster 🐹

Miram · 31-35, F

https://similarworlds.com/politics/government/4332903-Not-even-I-saw-my-butthole-I-feel-like-I-deserve

deadgerbil · 26-30

@SkeetSkeet your entrance into heaven is safeguarded courtesy of those boomers you get spicy with having dementia

Jk lol