Did you ever start to count your blessings only to revert to all the negatives?

I don’t do “race to the bottom” gratitude. That is, I don’t say something like, “I’m grateful I’m not in prison,” when there is no logical reason for me to be in prison.

I might wish I was in Hawaii, but if I say that, some sanctimonious twat will say, “Be grateful you’re not in prison!”