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Ringo Starr (real name George Emmanuel the 3rd ) has a rare disability, he cannot smell anything that begins with a vowel . This came to light when he was researching the lyrics to his famous 56 minute long epic gothic poem "Octopus Garden " . He immediately rode to Switzerland on a 6 legged mongoose where in Zurich he met Emetrius Professor Dr.Hienz Beanmann who was the only man on the planet to discover the cure for Ringo's phonetic nasal disfunction.