I Have Something to Say

I could find only one pair of reading glasses out of a pack of 15 that I'd ordered two weeks earlier. I leave them in the bathroom, hooked over lampshades, on any shelf or table with space, on bedside tables, in the car, on the arm of the sofa, beside the microwave. So I hunted. I found one more pair, so I stormed around in a temper and got my lord and master on the job. He managed to get the number up to five, which was unsatisfactory. I was annoyed for days.

Quite by chance I was scrolling through past purchases and came across my order for specs. Five pairs for £15.

What a twit I am