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Women require two things to be with: time and money. Now these two things are inversely proportional such that the more you have of one to give the less you need of the other. So we can express this with:

women = time x money

Now as we all know time [i]is[/i] money. So this expression can be rewritten as:

women = money x money

or:

women = money^2

Also, as we all know, money is root of all evil. Therefor:

money = evil^(1/2)

Therefor:

women = (evil^(1/2))^2

women = evil