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bisubdave · 61-69, M

I can think of a few exes I'd put there
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My anger, self hatred, and resentment I have towards myself. I'm fighting to bury it before it buries me.
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
Me: Throws down rope ladder. "Will this help?"

You: "Uh, you were supposed to tie down the other end. What good is it going to do me all down in this hole?"

Me: "Well, you could make a skirt out of it. Here are some shears and crochet hooks." Tosses down shears and crochet hooks, which by the way, I always have available for situations like this.

You: "Ow! Seriously, who throws crochet hooks? But I caught the shears. Didn't think I would, did yah?"

Me: "Sorry, it is dark down there, I can't see anything."

You: "Then how do you know it is me in this hole."

Me: "Somebody told me you were down there."

You" "Who was that?"

Me: "He wouldn't tell me his name. And I was afraid to ask. He was hooded and masked and smelled like sulfur. It was just somebody."

You: "Well, tie a rope to a tree and toss the end down here, and help me up."

Me: "OK. But could you bring back the shears? They were a birthday present from the Elf Queen."

You: "Ooo, they must be magic."

Me: "No, she got them at Walmart. They have one now just outside Caras Galadhon. Just off inter-realm 35. They also have a Cracker Barrel."

You: "Cracker Barrel? I love that place!"

Me: "Yes, I hear they have lembas now, which you can get instead of biscuits or corn bread."

You: "Cool. Now stop talking about food and help me out of here."

Me: "Yes, my liege. One rope, coming down. I got this at Walmart, too." Ties rope to a tree and tosses the end down. You climb up as I tug.

You, panting: "Thanks my friend. Now lets go get some pancakes."

Me: "Now you're talking!" We both go get pancakes.
bcvegas4u · 70-79, M
I have to say it:
DONALD TRUMP.
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Religious texts.
pearllederman · 61-69, F
i despise being out of work, wish someone would give me a job
LoveChild · 26-30, F
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
I am glad you are laughing. I was worried about you in that hole, if you understand my meaning.
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
How did you like the pancakes?
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And Malcom Turnbull too
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Kentucky fried chicken
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@lucy I agree on some ways as in they do need to be euthanised like rabid dogs that they are, but I would rather watch them locked up in isolation and rot for the rest of their days and keep in there to rot after death, while they are locked up with nothing to think about other than what they did. That itself is a more needed punishment than a quick jab in the arm or a bullet to the chest/head. Some people don't see death as a punishment but yet a permanent escape from the lesson that person has to face for the rest of his/her days. And yes girls do rape too. I was molested by a woman at 8 who was my mums friend who I used to look at as an Aunty.
Bastard · 26-30, M
smiler2012 · 61-69
joyfulsilence that is a bit awful thing to post about moonchild any way thank you for clearing that up for me
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
Whoa! Wait a second. I want to know who on here despises my friend Moonie. You will now have to answer to me. * Throws down my gauntlet *
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@Joyful Silence - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thanks good friend. I needed a laugh, and who doesn't love a LOTR reference?
smiler2012 · 61-69
joyfulsilence I think far as I go you have the wrong end of the stick the person I am thinking about it is a personal thing with me and nothing at all to do with moonchild
bisubdave · 61-69, M
Hahaahaaa, Lemonysnicket.
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haha @smiler and joyful silence. I"m sure it was a joke - and if not - don't worry. I'm great at climbing out of holes AND digging my foot out of my mouth. Lots of practice....
hami1091 · 41-45, F
kraft macaroni and cheese? :S
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Lol @bcvegas .
. Trump for the win
smiler2012 · 61-69
moonchild03 lol if I dug a hole with the intention of putting something I despise in it would not be a thing but a certain person and I would be angry in one sense and glad in another I will never lay eyes on this person ever again in my life
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
Smiler: I was not referring to you or your post. Somebody had voted for Moonchild as the thing to put in the hole!
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@plainlover - yourself? is it that bad?
@Lemonysnicket... do you hate it or love to hate it?
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@JS... not bad... just glad to be out of that hole!
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Yeah. STYX sucks. "I'll be loving yo-oo"
Deleted4ever · 100+, F
Racism, pedophiles, rapists, prejudice, and murderers.

 
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