Can I rent a husband for the night?
A man who’ll bring home dinner, then fix a washer that’s hit its unbalanced stage in life, and then give me a head massage that’ll put me to sleep by 8 o’clock…?
Will pay in baked goods, daily affirmations reminding you how awesome you are, will enthusiastically root for your favorite football team, declaring you the best sex I’ve ever had for whoever you think will appreciate the compliment the most, and genuinely laughing at your lamest jokes. I also have cash, but where’s the fun in that.
🥺
Will pay in baked goods, daily affirmations reminding you how awesome you are, will enthusiastically root for your favorite football team, declaring you the best sex I’ve ever had for whoever you think will appreciate the compliment the most, and genuinely laughing at your lamest jokes. I also have cash, but where’s the fun in that.
🥺

































