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Can I rent a husband for the night?

A man who’ll bring home dinner, then fix a washer that’s hit its unbalanced stage in life, and then give me a head massage that’ll put me to sleep by 8 o’clock…?

Will pay in baked goods, daily affirmations reminding you how awesome you are, will enthusiastically root for your favorite football team, declaring you the best sex I’ve ever had for whoever you think will appreciate the compliment the most, and genuinely laughing at your lamest jokes. I also have cash, but where’s the fun in that.

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Ontheroad · M
Hmmm, momma always told me "If it sounds to good to be true..."😁
TransientTinkerer · 41-45, M
Sign me up! I’m not even sure I’d take pay
PHlover19701 · 56-60, M
You left cooking you dinner and the neck and shoulder massage in addition to your head. I would accept your terms 😀
WasEP · 51-55, M
I need to marry you!
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@WasEP Haha #foreveremotionallysingleandokaywithit
WasEP · 51-55, M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart secret side piece then?
Livingwell · 61-69, M
👋🏻....🤣
mindless · M
Let me send you my folder 😎
Sapio · 51-55, M
I'd be happy with just the positive affirmations.
TheWanderingMind · 41-45, M
I'll start on the contract
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@TheWanderingMind My pen and favorite color awaits.

Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Im for rent, idk about the washer but I can give it a try. I can do everything else.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Bacondoublecheeseburger.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@NudasPriest That`s our safe word.
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@Degbeme I thought it was Beetlejuice because I’m so indecisive I have to say it three times to actually be applicable.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart Damn old age making me forgetful. 🤦‍♂
WanderingHelplessly · 51-55, M
This is tempting. What else is in this offer?
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@WanderingHelplessly Limitless “You’re right. My goodness, you’re so smart.”
WanderingHelplessly · 51-55, M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart Those are nice.
SirLirkALot · 46-50, M
maybe it's cheaper to get a sugar daddy and have him pay for maintenance men and masseuses
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@SirLirkALot Nah. They’re too demanding and I’m not that great of an actress to pull the gratitude off.
SirLirkALot · 46-50, M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart true true. ah well I don't know how you'll support your PSL habit but we'll find a way 💅
JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M
Checking my calendar as I type
UpsideOutInsideDown · 41-45, M
"a washer that's hit its unbalanced stage" sounds like it and I are at the same sort of point in life, so I could have a crack at fixing it. Just needs weed, coffee, gravy, and space to breakdance.
UpsideOutInsideDown · 41-45, M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart Road trip across the west before Thelma-and-Louise-ing it? Just do it in a Mad Max car. I can play fire guitar for you
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@UpsideOutInsideDown This reply alone is why this 🤘🏻 should be an available reaction option.
UpsideOutInsideDown · 41-45, M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart I assume you're doing that most of the time anyway and just managing to type one handed
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
Define “fix” the washer
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@JRVanguard Haha. Fix it in a way that doesn’t involve throwing it out into the front yard.
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart I can only do my best
LoL. That doesn't sound like a husband rental. Should be occasionally questioning why the man doesn't try anymore well constantly insulting everything he does and making sure to destroy any glimmer of hope he has for anything.

I may be slightly jaded towards my ex wife
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@Justafantasy …you don’t say 😄. I get it though. I do.
BlueVeins · 26-30
I would probably break the washer but I'll give you a LOT more than a head massage, so it kind of cancels out.
ZombiesAteMyArm · 41-45, M
I'll take the cash 😏

Well, that and you cheering for the Pats, strictly for later blackmail usage.
ZombiesAteMyArm · 41-45, M
BrandNewMan · 61-69, M
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BrandNewMan · 61-69, M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart Is that supposed to be some kind of disincentive or something? 😁
HikingMan · 56-60, M

 
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