Tell the last random thought that flew through your brain.No editing.

Yogurt is safe a few weeks after the expiration date if it is kept refrigerated. It just has more tryptophan in it and that’ll help make you drowsy enough to fall asleep quicker if you eat it before bedtime.

My last random thought is where can I buy camping stickers to put on water bottles etc.

That guy doesn't know which lane he wants to be in. I have to answer those emails in the morning. Oh and change the light bulb in the lamp. Check the lamp to make sure it's working.

Mine is less funny mine told me to post a picture I’d regret 😂 but my mind also makes me believe things are expired when they aren’t

I wish I had a sangria. Is it too late to go to the store? Damn. It closed a half an hour ago. Looks like water it is. Cheers. Stay hydrated. 🙄

I want to watch the planets tomorrow morning...

A mental list of things that make me laugh and feel silly

I need to wipe this ice cream out of my beard.

I wanna know how many phone numbers are prime numbers.

This supplement is really old. Will it help me or give me a stroke?

Am I 100% confident that this is just a flatulence situation?

Well, then pay 500

Mine was, why do we say I`ll run and get (this that or the other) when we know damn well there`ll be no running whatsoever... we`ll put our ass in the car and drive there. 🫤