What is one thing the opposite sex does that makes no sense to you?

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Say "I'm not lost" while making six left turns and ending up at the same gas station.

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exexec · 70-79, C

Like I tell my wife. I wasn't lost. They didn't send a search party for me. My face wasn't on any milk cartons. I just didn't know where I was at the time, but here I am now, so I wasn't lost. Besides, my evil cousins used to give fake directions if anyone asked, sending them deep into the swamp. You can't trust directions, so don't ask.