How come you didn't answer my death threats?

🥺 because you luv me

I was waiting for you.

My mailbox was full....📬

I was enjoying my buffalo wings. Call me back later.

Cus death doesn't seem so bad...

Can it be worse than life?

I don’t reply to threats… promises only.

🤣

Because im the grim reaper only im allowed to make them

Is it a threat or a promise?

Oh, when you said you were gonna blow my head off, I clearly misunderstood.

Because I still owe you 20 bucks, no one kills a guy that owes them 20 bucks. 🤷

Goblins stole my email 👹😱

I was hiding and waiting for the monster to come out of your body

Here we go again with the limb removal. 🙄

My giant erection got in the way of the keyboard

Im a highlander 🗡