What is a dead giveaway someone is an only child

My daughter grew up an only child. I think she felt lonely.
Yet she just discovered she has a half brother. Im thrilled for her.

They talk to themselves a lot

They like to play games alone

They have imagery friends to talk to

They have thick hairy palms

They like to collect weird and unusual stuff

They tend to be super smart nerds, geeks, and dorks

They don't know how to play fight because they had no one to do it with. You ever been hit by one? They hit you with the strength of their ancestral line, chill

They're all "Me me me me me, me me me me"

They have no siblings

Selfish

An only child is usually spoiled and they tend to mainly think about themselves.

When you say “I hate my siblings”, they’d laugh coz they don’t relate 🥲

Selfish

They never talk about siblings

@HumanEarth probably gave the BA already buuuuuuuuuut idk about the thick hairy palms. Or maybe thick hairy *feetsies* like Hobbitses? 😹

I’m not sure, but then I’m an only child myself so maybe I’m blind to the signs.

@weezy So what do you think of Lenny Kravitz & would you do him

Didn't know there was one? Um, blank stare?

Sassy attitude

They ask men for pictures

spoiled and selfish

oh wait, that's being the youngest (me) child

Sometimes, they’re not used to sharing.

Hubs and kid both hate crowds and noise. Their social batteries run low.