What is the funniest question you have been asked?

Did you ever?

Do we have jeans in Belgium..

Answer: yes of course.

I was working as a greeter at Walmart and a man entered the store and asked me what time Dollar General Store closed. 🙄 Told him I didn’t work there so I wouldn’t know.

The serious ones. 🥚

are you sitting here?

Hmm, Frigate.!?

“your english is phenomenal where did you learn?”……….. oh yeah silly me we speak Australian in Australia not English

Your beard looks nice, when did you grow it.
Ah, 30 years ago

Can i suck your toes? Answer no

Whats your what

Do I like wearing heels 👠

Thank God for sarcasm lol 😱