What is the funniest question you have been asked?

I was working as a greeter at Walmart and a man entered the store and asked me what time Dollar General Store closed. 🙄 Told him I didn’t work there so I wouldn’t know.

“your english is phenomenal where did you learn?”……….. oh yeah silly me we speak Australian in Australia not English

Can i suck your toes? Answer no

Your beard looks nice, when did you grow it.
Ah, 30 years ago

The serious ones. 🥚

Hmm, Frigate.!?

are you sitting here?

Whats your what

Do I like wearing heels 👠

Thank God for sarcasm lol 😱