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I was born with a sterling silver maple tree sap spigot in my mouth which my mother used as a substitute soother on me until I was 5, so I'd probably hurl myself off the highest stack of pancakes in the land if anyone tried to serve imitation maple syrup to me without my prior knowledge.
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